Yo quiero WWW
Saturday, September 24th, 2005IN A PERFECT WORLD, I WOULD…
- have a pair of pet pandas
- work for japanese animation
- live in a beach house and be in the water ALL the time
- never have weird alcohol reaction
- eat anything anytime and gain zero pounds
- own a jazz club
- collect bugs (of the volkswagen species)
- win Iron Chef USA
There’s this annoying rumor that’s still going around that needs to be dispelled! Mints do NOT cause infertility!
http://www.studentbmj.com/back_issues/0598/data/0598ed1.htm
People, have some mints. We go to church/chapel everyday, which means we share the hymnal a lot, which means Mints are a must.
Today my brother and I went on a desperate search of free wi-fi, after another disappointing visit to Panera Bread. Out of the five times I’ve been there, only one and a half times did the internet really work. Some have accused my laptop to be the cause, which is really stupid, because: One, I know my laptop and she’s very sweet and meek and quiet, therefore unable to do nasty things; and Two, How does a single laptop bring down the whole establishment?! Unless she’s that powerful. But that goes back to number One, which is the sweet nature of my laptop…
So anyways, our little expedition today resulted to nothing satisfying. The internet worked alright outside TCBY but the thing STOPPED when we tried it inside. Rained hard when we were testing Whataburger. Got a weak two-bar at Barnes & Noble with a speed worse than that of a dial-up. Sigh. Getting on the internet shouldn’t be this hard. What about the wireless at my school, you say? My school’s internet is limited, of course. Here, what isn’t. Can’t even get on Yahoo or Google.. But I heard that Pensacola is installing routers to enable internet all over the city! Which I hope will get done while in this lifetime.
















